I couldn't pass up the opportunity to wow my audience with a tale of the ridiculous from my bizarre neck of the woods. This is actually about 50 miles or so away from here, but seems like my back yard. I didn't print the entire story (trust me, it is dumb), but the little headline is classic! Anybody remember the "Hardy Boys"?
Just for every body's info, this is one big cave! Ape Caves.